Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray