sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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