The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.