I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
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