Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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