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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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