I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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