Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
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