If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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