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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall

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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...

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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!

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