Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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