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(804): View more from Virginia

we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...

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He's the fucking cop whisperer.

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I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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