so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room