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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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