I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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