I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted