just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree