This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.