apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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