i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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