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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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