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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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