he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.