dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I hate ducks.
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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