Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.