i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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