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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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