It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.