It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.