don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.