Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?