Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.