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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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