after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.