So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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