What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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