It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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