He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom