He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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