so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper