Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
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