Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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