It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.