At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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