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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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