You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now