You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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