Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.