every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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