I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."