i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.